Rattle The Ocean Till It Falls

darlingyoufuckedupp:

taraebooks:

joebagofdoughnuts:

More proof that Cats are not nearly as graceful and agile as we give them credit for….

ITS FUCKING FEET

I CANT BREATHE

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I said it’s been a long time
since someone looked at me that way
it’s like you knew me
and all the things I couldn’t say

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leftorrightupordown:

niknak79:

Two types of people

Omg hahaha

maleteen:

some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people

coolstoryrob:

 

 

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

(Source: tumblr.com)

graystripe:

graystripe:

my brother just tried to twerk but he farted by accident and now hes crying 

he said hes “disgraced the whole family”

pizza:

i am so done with everything except my homework

creese:

Michael Creese, “Geisha” (2013)

venusaurphobia:

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

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badkidsjokes:

there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said
do you know how to drive this thing
BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR

(Source: johannamasons)

jay-z-r-us:

tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode